God cancels Free Will in humans because they have messed it up.
Send this sweet God Valentine's Day ecards
Views: 7882
God sends us a sweet message and kisses the top of our heads on Valentine's Day
Send this Animated Pi Day ecard with God at its helm. Who better?
Views: 7428
Himself weighs in on the wonderfulness of both the mathematical and the Pie of Pi Day.
Christmas - "God"
Views: 6723
In this God Christmas card-toon, God himself let's us know that he loves us as much as he loves his most famous son. After all, we are all his children.
Shop this "Louise the Angel" Father's Day ecard
Views: 7111
Louise invites God to a brunch to celebrate the World's Greatest Father.
Happy Holidays and a Better New Year starring "God"
Views: 7605
God knows it's been a horrible, horrible year! But things are turning around.
Corona Virus - "God"
Views: 8943
God talks about the Corona Virus and what we can do now
Send this funny animated Birthday ecard starring "God"
Views: 7878
God talks to the brithday human face-to-face, telling them that they are the best person in the whole world.
In this funny animated "Closed Caps" birthday ecard, God speaks his wisdom.
Views: 5376
In this birthday eCard, wishes his offspring a happy birthday.
Sweetest Day - "God"
Views: 5467
God takes some time to tell you and your friends that you are the sweetest person on the planet.
God has love and suggestions in this funny virtual anniversary ecard.
Views: 6299
Honoring the anniversary, the One and Only takes time out to offer his congratulations... and advice. He singles out the this couple that he congratulates and suggests that they are the greatest couple the world has ever known. This card is voiced by Steven Rotblatt.
Spiritual Thanksgiving ecard stars "God"
Views: 4056
God doesn't need to be thanked. So on this Thanksgiving, he thanks us!
Winter Solstice - "God"
Views: 8908
On this day when the dark begins to turn to light, God gives his Loved One some advice on "change."
God is sorry about the illness, and then He gives a loving heap of encouragement.
Views: 5722
God offers encouragement, along with an apologetic explanation, to one of his ill humans.
"God" offers this funny thank you ecard
Views: 4208
In this thank you ecard, God himself offers his thanks and the promise of reward for a job well done.
Vote - "God"
Views: 4674
God, yep, that God, strongly, like really strongly, suggests that we vote in this election.
Tax Day - "God"
Views: 8223
God ponders, death, taxes, and the IRS.
This Spiritual Boss' Day animated card stars "God"
Views: 5102
The Lord himself gives your boss the praise that he deserves.
Sacred Earth Day - "God"
Views: 5446
God, yep the one and only, gives advice as we honor Earth Day.
Retirement - "God"
Views: 7942
The great Lord takes some time off to congratulate one of her children on their retirement.
Gracias - "God"
Views: 4397
Dios da las gracias y promete compensar un trabajo bien hecho.
Valentine's Day - "God"
Views: 6438
God asks you to be his Valentine.
This spiritual funny Halloween virtual card stars "God"
Views: 4760
Taking a break from his very busy day, God gives some advice on how to treat people on Halloween.
This spiritual Rosh Hashanah ecard "God"
Views: 6806
The Lord Himself looks at the year ahead and gives some practical advice on how to navigate the way forward.
Diwali - "God"
Views: 4053
On the Indian "Festival of Lights" God, yes God, gives some advice on how to squeeze the bliss out of life.
Mother's Day - "God"
Views: 7571
God, the female version, (is there really any other)thanks the very best of mothers for her great work.
International Day of Peace - "God"
Views: 6622
God is sad that there is even the need for a Day of Peace... So he wants to start over.
"God" speaks in this quality Memorial Day ecard
Views: 4323
God honors those Americans who have served their country in war and are no longer with us.
High-end Groundhog's Day starring "God"
Views: 6100
God gives some fatherly advice on Groundhog's Day.
Olympics - "God"
Views: 7337
God honors his Olympics with a few suggestions on how we can all get along.
Purim - "God"
Views: 6818
God bemoans his abilty to get the world to cooperate in peace while celebrating Purim.
National Teacher's Day - "God"
Views: 5620
God himself honors teachers, knowing how much they go through, on National Teacher's Day.
God stars in this ultra premium virtual mothers day ecard.
Views: 6872
On Mother's Day, God praises your mother as the best in the world.
Nurses's Day - "God"
Views: 6086
God takes a moment our of his busy day to let all nurse's know how much he appreciates them and loves them.
Veteran's Day - "God"
Views: 6478
God honors the Veterans of the United States with love and strength.
April Fool's Day - "God"
Views: 6457
God is not playing tricks this year because life is already so insane and hysterical.
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